February 2012
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Things a lesbian would do..
Watch Lip Service.
Anonymous asked: How exactly do lesbians have sex?
Anonymous asked: I watched Glee D:
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Things a CLOSETED Lesbian Would do..
Have to go through your friends telling you they’re going to hook you up with a guy and you tell them not to and they just think you’re being difficult.
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Things a lesbian would do..
Calculate the age difference between you and the cute point guard on your sister’s basketball team. She’s obviously gonna come out in college. And after all, Portia and Ellen have 15 years between them…
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Things a CLOSETED lesbian would do..
Go through a break up with your girlfriend that nobody knows about, and not have anyone to support you through it so you kind of just walk around like everything is okay when deep down you’re dying inside.
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Things a lesbian would do..
Correct people when they fail to explain lesbian sex correctly and end up giving them a whole lesson on it.
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Things a lesbian would do..
Go insane over Santana and Brittany FINALLY getting to have their kiss on T.V.
#GleekThings
I don't follow back on this blog, I follow back on... →
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Things a Lesbian would do...
Not understand the full importance of a commercial holiday like Valentine’s day because you would treat your girlfriend just as special every day of the year.
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Happy Valentines day everyone!!!
Since that its coincidentally Tuesday, I figured you guys can share past Valentines day stories, future plans, or your V day plans for today! You can submit all of Tuesday and Wednesday.
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Things a lesbian would do..
Get your mind messed up by that one girl who says she’s bi and everyone says she likes you and sometimes she acts like she does but the minute after she’s ignoring you. And you simply don’t know what to think.
-Submitted by Anonymous as requested.
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Things a CLOSETED lesbian would do..
Have a secret girlfriend that nobody knows about, and not know how to respond to your friends asking you if you’re single or taken.
Merp. Derp.: So here's something kind of... →
misplacedsmiles:
So I had this friend that would grind on me sometimes practicing her moves or whatever..( lool ) and uhm, one time she was really going at it and I tried not to be too engaged.. but, like always she kept grabbing my hands and forcing me to wrap it around her waist so I’d be as close to her as…
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lesbian girl in plaid with her guy friend with... →
At lunch.
*After walking around for a while trying to find a place*
Bff: Where do you wanna eat?
Me: I don't know omg what do you want?
Bff: I don't know what do you want?!
Me: I want what you want!
Bff: And I want what you want!
Me: Omg we should just go to the all girls school, all you can eat buffet right there!
*Lesbian pun intended*
Toronto REBLOG this.
aaangulo:
Where the fuck are all of you guys hiding?
Toronto <3
Anyone wanna talk? :)
Here’s my ask!
http://misplacedsmiles.tumblr.com/ask
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Things a lesbian would do..
Look forward to marrying a girl someday :)
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misplacedsmiles:
My mom’s response to seeing a picture of Katherine Moennig (Shane from the L word) for the first time:
“She looks gay..
like you.”
*walks away.*
Gee.. way to go mom.
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Things a lesbian would do..
Fall for a girl as soon as she does something amazing. For example, sings a song beautifully.
So I was just wondering..
Would any of you guys like to submit your own pictures here just to be on the blog and what not? :)
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Things a CLOSETED lesbian would do..
Nearly out yourself by getting caught checking out girls.
January 2012
59 posts
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Hello :)
It is Lesbian Tales Tuesday everybody!!
Submit!! :D
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And I wonder why my mom thinks I'm extremely gay.
The amount of things I do and say are ridiculous not to think it.
I talk about how hot female celebs are all the time, I always want more plaid shirts, I talk too highly about that chick in AZ a.k.a my girlfriend, I’m always taking her head off when she makes homophobic comments, I’m always talking about marrying Jessie J, I’ve told her how I want to raise a puppy with a female roommate, I go to...
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Things a lesbian would do..
Be a witness to someone openly bashing gays verbally right in front of you just because they think you’re straight.
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Things a lesbian would do..
Check out guys outfits and think whether or not you’d like it better for yourself.
odatcat answered: batman
Yes, Batman is always the answer!
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:D
Today is mine and my girlfriends 2 Year and 5 month anniversary!!!
I dont really have a lesbian tale but i thought i would submit and say hello to all the fellow lesbians out there and to wish this blog owner a bigg HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
inspireme-rewireme asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! XOXO
Anonymous asked: I just got my tongue pierced after new years and I love it. There's really nothing you have to do except use mouthwash as it heals and brush your tongue when you brush your teeth. Simple as that. And I've found that the ladies LOVE it;) and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Yes its my birthday, but its also Lesbian Tales...
You guys can feel free to leave some!! :D
pjudd asked: Happy birthday :)
pishthefish asked: happy birthday! xD
ho-usato-per-sapere asked: happy birthday. :)
Happy birthday mee!! Finally :D
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pixxiebitch asked: I have a tongue ring,and it's actually not that high maintenance.:p I mean at first yeah, but all you have to do is gargle with mouthwash, and brush it gently to clean it. But after it heals, you don't actually have to do anything... Other then brush your tongue when you brush your teeth. Also have my eyebrow done, it's fun to have! :D
chain-the-sun asked: Would you have a link to that piercing quiz? Also, if you can take proper care of it, get a tongue piercing, they're awesome :D
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Things a lesbian would do
Get her hopes high when a cute girl has “Interested in men and women” on her facebook profile, then realize she’s probably joking.
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Things a lesbian would do..
Know when a girl is lesbian judging by the look she gives you.
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Things a TUMBLR lesbian would do..
Have a tumblr girlfriend.
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Things a TUMBLR lesbian would do..
Have difficulty believing that the majority of the world is straight..
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Things a CLOSETED lesbian would do..
Don’t mind fooling around with your friends even though they’re straight because its the only way you can get secret girl on girl action.