January 2012
57 posts
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Things a lesbian would do..
“Synchronize our Ipods” to around the same month with the women we spend too much time with.
December 2011
105 posts
Anonymous asked: My 2011 highlight was the day I found out New York passed the gay marriage law. I was born in New York and plan on going back for college, with my girlfriend of three years. It was such a great day.
colossalqueer asked: i joined a big brother/sister program that helps support LGBTQ youth, and my mentor is absolutely amazing and i love her ;D thats the highlight of my year. i can't wait for 2012 :]
Well since you guys shared some of your...
One of my highlights of 2011 was starting this blog. I have to say I learned a lot about people and how different we really all are. I enjoyed all my moments spent answering your questions, reading your LTTs, posting witty things, and publishing your submissions. You guys have all made my year awesome :) Thank you for not giving up on this blog and for trusting me enough to give you advice! I...
Anonymous asked: if you were on the other end, would you tell them?
Anonymous asked: If you got an inbox on facebook from someone you didn't know very well saying that they had a crush on you and stuff, how would you react?
savethewreckage asked: 2011: losing myself, finding myself, growing, losing the love of my life, so I can embark on a different path than I anticipated. I'm a realist, so it makes loving and relationships hard, & I lost my first "in love with," but because I lost her I found myself, I found that I don't have to live in fear of losing myself by loving someone else. Loving someone, having them,...
Anonymous asked: Highlight of 2011; Coming to terms with my sexuality and letting myself be me. I like girls, and I'm finally accepting it.
Anonymous asked: Came out to my parents and family. They were awesome about it, and told me they can't wait to have a daughter in law one day. And lost my virginity to the beautiful girl I love. Thanks 2011, you were pretty fucking awesome. Xx
b-e-l-l-e-v-i-e asked: Found out I'm a lesbian whilst falling in love with the most beautiful girl.
Highlight of 2011: Coming out about my sexuality to everyone. Realizing girls are so much better than guys. Whether it was the rose, the letters, the romantic walks or whatever. I found the most amazing girls, and the butterflies made it all worth while. I realize this is super cheesy, but coming out was the best thing I ever did.
stories-of-a-smalltown-lesbian asked: My highlight of 2011, was meeting my beautiful girlfriend Attie, whom helped me stay breathing throughout this year and then coming out to my parents and realizing how much they truly do love me :)
Anonymous asked: Hey :) I haven't yet come out the closet, but I'm super scared for when I do, I'm scared of the reaction from my school friends and family... Although some people know I like females more than male and they took it well I'm scared to how others will treat me after, especially my. Dads family. They will most probably disown me and never talk to me again.. This will...
Anonymous asked: My highlight, was getting to make a guy really uncomfortable when I explained that lesbian sex was real sex. He shouldn't have asked that. My explanation though was wonderful.
greenish-brownishfemalesheep asked: highlight of 2011: breaking up with a dickhead and getting back together with my beautiful, amazing girlfriend. its been a great year with her and hopefully many more great years to come (:
You guys don't have to be anonymous :P
You can submit full stories too! But if you prefer anonymous, sure why not :) keep em’ coming!!!
Anonymous asked: Highlight 2011: Having my anniversary with my girlfriend today :)
Anonymous asked: Nice :) I lost my boy and girl virginity and then decided that I'm absolutely into girls. SOOO much better ;)
Anonymous asked: Highlight of 2011: getting the girl i love to madly love me back and realizing im a lesbain!!! WOOO!
Anonymous asked: Highlight of 2011:I totally lost my girl virginity this year. You don't have to publish this, lmao. xD
Do you guys have any awesome highlights of 2011?!...
I’ll publish them all :)
LETS SHARE SOME MORE STORIES FOR THE LAST TIME IN 2011!!!
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Things a lesbian would do..
Assume a girl might be bi or lez if she does not list what she is interested in on Facebook.
Imagine if someone came up to you in the street...
I’d be like:
and then:
Anonymous asked: slip you hand in your pants and start to gently stroke your self, back and forth a little bit faster, and harder, continue until breathing gets faster and hips start to move. faster until tears of joy stream down your face and your passing out from the pleasure, slow down relax restart when needed.
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Things a lesbian would do..
Take the best care of your girlfriend. Let her know she’s loved and beautiful every single day.
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My girlfriend does this to me when I am with my...
So. What if I showed up at this pajama party and grabbed you and put you in a room with the door locked after I came in and then pushed you onto the bed and took your shirt off. Then I would start at your neck and kiss/nibble at your neck, then down to your chest and your titties. I’d kiss your boobs and play with your nipples alil bit with my tongue. Then I’d continue down your tummy...
Anonymous asked: Geez, people can be so touchy. I love your blog and find it relevant and funny, and I'm not even out of the closet. lol
Anonymous asked: aka things a lesbian would be offended to see 8|
Anonymous asked: Wow, thank you for reinforcing all of the stereotypes that have had me harassed and near emotionally destroyed over the years.
By which I mean you disgust me.
By which I mean you disgust me.
I need a girlfriend in Toronto.. js.
Hook a girl up? :)
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Things a lesbian would do..
Own at least one item that contains a rainbow of some sort on it.
If I went on tinychat right now would anyone come...
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a jewish christmas
my jewish family and i will be going to the movies, spending the whole day there theatre hopping,and then picking up my girlfriend and going out to eat dimsum. sounds like a perfect christmas :)
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Merry Christmas Eve to those of you who celebrate...
I hope you guys have an awesome break and enjoy today and tomorrow surrounded by people that you love. Submit anything you’d like! Tell us your plans or what was on your Christmas wish list! Anything. It’s a Christmas special! :D
PICTURES TOO!
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Things a lesbian would do..
Agree that one of the perks of being with a girl is boobs.
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Things a lesbian would do..
Be a total vagitarian.
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Dear Santa?
It’s like I have this irrational wish that my parents would give me a plane ticket to Saint Louis for Christmas?
My girlfriend and I have been together for WELL over a year now—but we’ve had to keep it long distance because my parents in particular are being picky about it. Her own mom has gotten a bit more “okay” with her being gay, but mine are still in denial. My...
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Lesbian story! LOVE made a difference in my...
Dec. 20. 2011
I never thought I would ever feel this way about any one, especially not a girl. I can honestly say I love her with all my heart and soul. I started to like her without even trying or thought. I have always been curious of the same sex and pretty bisexual but I never got to the point of having a relationship with a girl because I was afraid and confused. It was hard to be...
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Found this joke online too haha.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single.
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Love > Distance
I lived in Kentucky and she lived in California. We met on myspace through a friend. At first she hated me. She said I was too cocky and wasn’t her type but for some reason she kept talking to me. We would talk on the phone multiple times a week and IM everyday. Then one day I called and her phone was shut off. I called everyday but I never got through.
We went months without talk then one...
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A Joke I Found Online
Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful Heather’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Heather’s sexuality and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Heather and the roommate than met...
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OOOOH TODAY IS LESBIAN TALES TUESDAY GUYS!
Get whatever you have off your chest (lesbian related of course.)
Have fun with this blog. You can even submit anonymously (but use the ask box for anon posts).
You can talk about your current relationship, ex, crush, anything!
Or if you know any funny lesbian jokes or quotes, submit that too!
Lets goo! :)
Anonymous asked: Tongue piercings, turn on or turn off?
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You’re getting drinks with friends and people slowly start to leave and you are left with 3 guys. You look around and realize that at one point or another you’ve dated all three of these guys. And now you’re gay…..
So obvi I proceeded to become one of the guys and proved that in fact, my dick is bigger than all of my exes. #winning
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I hate being horny and completely alone.
Can I just have a girl now?
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Things a lesbian would do..
Think piercings are so sexy.
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Things A Lesbian Would Do...
compliment every part of a girl’s outifit so you have an excuse to check her out
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Lesbian Tales Tuesday
we all know being lesbians means also having a strong emotional attachment to women other than the intense physical connection. This is one of those stories…
Love Letter to my Crush, (not even seen by her)
I love the awkward long silences between us when we are finally alone at a table in a room full of people. I like sitting by you while trying to avoid staring at how beautiful you are...